Toyol yang pecah amanah
Toyol Leman sudah tertangkap ..
Leman bela toyol nya sejak 5 tahun yang lepas.
Dinamakan Toyol nya itu dengan nama yang cun .. nama yang alim .. tapi sebenarnya Toyolnya lebih bijak dari Leman. Toyolnya lebih bercita cita tinggi dan berwawasan.
Sejak awal .. Toyol Leman akan kerja sepanjang hari. Leman hidup senang Lenang. Cuma lepak kedai kopi dan pada malam hari kerjanya cuma pastikan isteri Leman si Bedah letak ibu jari untuk disedut oleh si Toyol.
Hari demi hari Toyol Leman sudah meluat rasa darah yang sama. Darah bedah, isteri Leman.
Berkata la si Toyol .. "Kalau aku berumah banglo tentu nya aku lebih baik". "Kalau aku beristeri, aku akan rasa bagaimana mewahnya dan gembiranya Tuan aku si Leman"
Maka di tebas semua hutan, diratakan tanah, di sapu semua tabung orang kampung, orang miskin untuk mencapai cita-cita mempunyai banglo mewah seperti Leman.
Kini Toyol tertangkap ...
Toyol si Leman dah pandai pergi Disneyland .. dah pandai pergi bershopping. Duit yang Toyol curi selama ini di simpan di tempat lain. Selepas cukup jumlah Toyol dah pandai berjoli sakan. Tak balik rumah .. asyik gi oversea. Lepak sana, lepak sini.
Si Toyol melabur wangnya untuk menjadi ketua sekelian Toyol.
Toyol kini dah pandai beristeri.
Leman kini sedih .. dia sudah tiada lagi Toyol ..
Kata bedah ..."Bang ... hisap la jari saya. .. untung untung abang pun boleh jadi Toyol."
Lagi menyedihkan ... Toyol bukan curi duit orang lain saja, curi duit Leman juga.
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Sunday December 12, 2010
Rela membership passes the two million mark
PETALING JAYA: The membership of the People’s Volunteer Corps (Rela) has swelled within the past 18 months, hitting the two million mark as of Oct 31.
The group only had 556,286 members in April last year.
But the number has since gone up to 2,042,215.
Home Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein said movements such as Rela could play a significant role in helping the Government keep peace and safety of the nation.
“Rela members who worked in ‘hot spot’ areas would have had the experience to curb crime rates in non-hot spot areas,” he said in a statement yesterday.
Hishammuddin said volunteer groups such as Rela were the foundation for the launch of a programme known as “1Platun, 1Kampung, 1Taman.”
The programme will ensure every village and housing area had a team that was trained to ensure the safety of the place.
To keep Rela relevant to the society, Hishammuddin said its programmes and image would be given a re-branding.
Hishammuddin also said that Rela Orang Asli had been upgraded to the Orang Asli Brigade with 6,928 members nationwide.
“We have appointed Senator Tuan Haji Muhammad Olian Abdullah the commander of the brigade.
“We also promoted him to Brigadier-General (honorary) of Rela,” said Hishammuddin.
Meanwhile, Bernama has clarified its report on “RM5mil for DBKL housing” which appeared in The Star yesterday.
“We would like to clarify that the RM5mil is meant entirely to help in the monthly maintenance payment for the 11,879 tenants who have agreed to accept the offer to purchase the People’s Housing Project and DBKL Public Housing.
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